Here we are a year later. . . .

Here we are a year later and I have only had two post, NOT GOOD. I am on a mission to blog at least everyday. so here is my new thing.

WHAT THE H IS UP WITH ALL THESE SKINNY JEANS? I try not to go to the mall or be in public places like that but recently I have found myself in that environment more often. I have come to the conclusion that SKINNY jeans are NOT for EVERYONE. How about we do some "if, than" work here for females and males.

LADIES:

1. If you are built like your father and he is built like an NFL lineman, than SKINNY JEANS aren't for you.

2. If you have a boyish figure regular jeans, than SKINNY JEANS will fit you worse!

3. If your are skinny as a rail, than SKINNY JEANS aren't for you!

Men:

1. If I have to have a male section, then SKINNY JEANS aren't for you!

2. If you are a 40/29 regular jeans, than SKINNY JEANS aren't for your oversized a$$, I don't care how many of your 29/29 jean wearing friends have them on!

3. if you are a man, TAKE YOUR SKINNY JEANS OFF, your a man with man parts!

in conclusion, take my guidelines and move foward with your life. if you are offended by this post, you in fact know that one of my guidelines is for you and you know you shouldn't have them on in the first place!

Be easy!