Penndot is a zoo!

Recently I lost my wallet, I needed to get a new ID. Meaning I had to go to Penndot, like every other DMV its a zoo down there. You come to expect long lines, bad parking and the gambit of crazies. I did not encounter long lines or bad parking but I did have the delight of being at the window next to "child support guy"...

Like I said earlier I need an ID, so as I am getting out of my car I over hear this guy talkin to his girlfriend sayin .... I don't care, I will tell my baby's momma she don't have to pay for anything any more just stop with the child support shit... I paid no mind to that, I just kept walking. Little did I know at the time, I would over hear one of the greatest conversations I have ever heard(that i was not directly apart of).

So my number is called and I go to the window to handle my business. Next to me is the same guy. this is what he said " Yea, I'm here to get know whats up with my suspended license cause of back child support, I don't have back child support, all my shit is square, on top of that I have never had a license".... WHAT?! are you serious? You brought your angry ass down to Penndot to ask about back child support, that just doesn't add up, my dude. So the lady behind the counter says if you have back child support or child support issues you need to clear that up where ever that has nothing to do with Penndot or your license. He follows up with, "but I aint never had a license, hold on I'm callin my grandma" then calls his grandma and says this "Grandma, I ain't playin, I don't care if I go back to jail, they going to clear this shit up today"... then walks away.

Now, I don't have any kids, so I do not know the process of child support but I only have a few questions..

A) How the hell did you not only meet a girl but have a kid to her with NO license?
B) what made you think that Penndot could clear up your child support issues?
C) How does this dude not only have a baby's mom, but a new girlfriend that is OK with him having no license?